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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:15 pm | |
| - Šta kaže haker kada mu oslabi vid? "Slabi mi grafička!"
Poslednji izmenio Zozon dana Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:17 pm, izmenjeno ukupno 1 puta | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:15 pm | |
| - Zašto policajci nose kacigu? Da im nešto ne padne na pamet. ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:15 pm | |
| Zašto 2 hard diska ne vode ljubav? Zato što su previše tvrdi. ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:15 pm | |
| Kako se zove piroćanska obavještajna služba? CICIA. ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:16 pm | |
| Zašto Piroćanac ima veliki nos? Zato što je vazduh besplatan. ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:16 pm | |
| Šta radi policajac kad dobije 7 na LOTO-u? Kupi raskrsnicu pa radi privatno! ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:18 pm | |
| Kad sam imao 6 godina moja sestra je bila upola mlađa od mene. Sada imam 70 godina. Koliko godina sada ima moja sestra?
67 ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:18 pm | |
| Najcrnji sam danju, najhladniji leti, najtopliji zimi.
podrum ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:18 pm | |
| Kroz gomilu ide ne šušti.
magla ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:19 pm | |
| Travu pase, nije prase. Ima roge, nema noge. Bez nogu poljem šeće, bez kuće nikud neće.
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:19 pm | |
| Sladak sam kao šećer, i hladan kao led, sva me djeca vole jesti, jer ja sam …
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:20 pm | |
| Za skuvati jedno jaje treba 8 minuta. Koliko je vremena potrebno da skuvamo tri jajeta?
ako se kuvaju zajedno isto 8 min ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:20 pm | |
| Nemam ruku, a nemam ni nogu, zato jako dobro skočit mogu. Nemam nijednog ugla, jer sam okrugla.
lopta ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:20 pm | |
| Leti nebom, ptica nije, zuji, brunda, insekt nije. Kad je žedan benzin pije,
avion ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:21 pm | |
| Ja rodih majku, a majka rodi mene.
led i voda ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:22 pm | |
| Ko ga pravi, ne treba mu; ko ga kupi, neće mu se; kome treba za to i ne zna.
mrtvački sanduk ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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Bedž : ![botina botina](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/bot12.jpg) ![Muški Muški](https://2img.net/s/t/20/94/17/i_icon_gender_male.png) Broj poruka : 20948 Datum upisa : 21.07.2016
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:22 pm | |
| Četiri puške u jednu jamu pucaju.
kravlje vime ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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Bedž : ![botina botina](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/bot12.jpg) ![Muški Muški](https://2img.net/s/t/20/94/17/i_icon_gender_male.png) Broj poruka : 20948 Datum upisa : 21.07.2016
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:23 pm | |
| Manje od maka, a digne junaka?
buva ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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Bedž : ![botina botina](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/bot12.jpg) ![Muški Muški](https://2img.net/s/t/20/94/17/i_icon_gender_male.png) Broj poruka : 20948 Datum upisa : 21.07.2016
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:23 pm | |
| Njuškom rije, petama žile vadi.
igla ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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Zozon Moderator
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![pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Naslov: Re: pitalice,zagonetke i mozgalice Čet Sep 02, 2021 7:24 pm | |
| Ko u kući gospodari, i svako ga miluje, a niko ne poštuje?
dete ![](https://i.servimg.com/u/f55/18/97/60/02/3l3nrc11.gif) | |
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